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EMS Black Rideshare Tee – Men’s
$22.95
Humor + Station Life brings the inside jokes, shift sarcasm, and station culture that only EMS truly understands.
Color
Black
Size
XS
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Built for the lighter side of the job and the culture around it.
Designed for premium everyday wear with a clean, elevated finish that carries EMS identity on duty, off duty, and everywhere in between.
Premium everyday comfort
Clean responder styling
Designed for on and off duty wear
Part of the EMS world
Product Description
Fit, feel, materials, and product information.
Your Favorite Nonexistent App. Your New Favorite Shirt.
Satire That Hits Harder Than Narcan.
Inspired by real calls and unreal expectations, the EMS Black Rideshare tee pokes fun at the modern mindset that treats 911 like Uber—only faster and with better reviews. Whether you’re posting up at a street corner or your rig’s cooling down from a hot call, this shirt keeps you cool while delivering that sharp EMS wit.
Key Features:
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Premium unisex fit for all-day comfort
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Available in multiple colors to match your shift rotation
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Soft, breathable cotton/poly blend
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Bold parody “App Store” graphic with 5-star sarcasm
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Tag-free neckline for smooth wear
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Durable print won’t fade under stress (unlike your patients)
"Got Narcan in 4 minutes. Would crash again." If you’ve ever rolled your eyes reading a dispatch, this shirt was made for you.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
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