Firehouse Humor Hoodie | Station Rules Series

Some firehouse rules are spoken… others are worn on hoodies.
The Kitchen Clean EMS Threat Hoodie is peak station banter, built for firefighters who know that kitchen duty is a bloodsport and EMS threats are the ultimate disciplinary tool.

Printed on a premium, heavyweight fleece pullover, this hoodie is built for overnight shifts, cold bay walks, and post-dish-duty victory laps. Featuring the now-infamous sink of shame graphic and the “Transfer You to EMS” firehouse threat, this design captures pure station culture — loud, sarcastic, and painfully accurate.

Whether worn proudly by the designated dish enforcer or given as a crew gift to that one guy who never cleans his plate, this hoodie belongs in every dayroom.

Key Features

• Heavy fleece interior — ideal for overnight tones and cold station bays

• Relaxed firehouse fit — built for layering over duty shirts or long sleeves

• Vintage humor graphic with worn ink texture — true morale wear aesthetic

• Front kangaroo pocket + lined hood — built for comfort between calls

• Part of the Station Rules Humor Series — designed for real firehouse culture

Wear it. Post it. Or toss it on someone's bunk as a warning from the kitchen crew.
Keep the kitchen clean — EMS is always hiring.

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

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