Firehouse Humor Long Sleeve | Station Rules Series

For when it’s cold in the bay, the dishes are stacked, and EMS threats are flying.
This long sleeve brings peak firehouse sarcasm in a comfortable, shift-ready layer perfect for kitchen duty “supervision.”

Soft, durable, and firehouse-lounge approved — the Kitchen Clean EMS Transfer Long Sleeve is built for late shift coffee, table-side storytelling, and that moment when someone says “who left dishes in the sink?”

With its vintage sink-and-EMS-mop graphic and classic station rule lettering, this shirt fully captures the morale warfare that lives in every firehouse kitchen.

Key Features

• Soft ringspun cotton blend — warm enough for bay temps, light enough for all-day wear

• Unisex relaxed fit — perfect for layering under job shirts or hoodies

• Vintage station humor graphic — intentionally distressed for a real firehouse morale feel

• Ribbed cuffs — keep sleeves in place during dish duty “inspections”

• Part of the Station Rules Humor Series — built from real firehouse banter

Ideal for shift pranks, dish-duty intimidation, or just letting everyone know the kitchen isn’t your problem today.
Clean the sink — or grab an EMS patch.

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